love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
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