He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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