She's JV to your varsity
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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