I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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