Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
