you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
