Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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