OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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