just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
the raccoons are back...
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