Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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