Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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