We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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