Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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