Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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