That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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