I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
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