is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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