That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
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