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(612): View more from Minnesota

Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?

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(502): View more from Kentucky

Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day

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(561): View more from Florida

Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.

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(302): View more from Delaware

Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time

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(805): View more from California

You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you

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(941): View more from Florida

do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?

(727): View more from Florida

Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.

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(815): View more from Illinois

I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday

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(218): View more from Minnesota

God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.

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