Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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