he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Everyone says I win the strip club
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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