Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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