All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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