i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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