so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Randomize
