Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
But theres a keg here and me gusta
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
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