Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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