I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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