i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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