It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
she told me i tasted like america
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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