your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
that is very illegal...i love you.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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