They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
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