how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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