so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Life without a bra equals bliss.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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