I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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