dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
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