The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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