Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
