I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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