You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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