So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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