I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
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He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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