i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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