quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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