i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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