he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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