Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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