The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
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