Don't make out with my wife yet
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
what day is it and did you see me today?
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I will be naked everywhere
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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