i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
bring money and cleavage
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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