Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Randomize
