Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I don't think brook has ever known best
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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