why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Shame - the story of my life.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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