Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Sponge bath it is.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize
